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ouchiemyspine:

me, doing something: ouchie yeouch this quite hurts to do let’s stop . i need to remember to avoid doing that

me, 30 minutes later, doing the exact same thing: ouchie yeouch this quite hurts to do let’s stop . i need to remember to avoid doing that

me, 30 minutes later, doing you will never guess what:

kragehund-est:

i want people to appreciate pigeons. not “ehehe skrunkly little trash gremlins. so adaptable and resilient”. nothing wrong with that sentiment towards racccons and opossums, but when people do this about pigeons, it shows a fundamental misunderstanding about a pigeon’s place in the world.

pigeons were beloved. they were pets, they were tools, they were food. we found use and pleasure in everything about them. then they became obsolete. then they stopped being popular. an animal that we have literally thousands of years of deep history with, completely discarded by mankind to the point most people are ignorant of their existence outside of “rats with wings”.

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

chronic illness mood of the week

Did I stutter

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

chamerionwrites:

Also, there is so much hand-wringing over the ethics of BDSM and while obviously it is worth taking care about …sensation seeking is a thing. Many, many people enjoy eating habanero peppers and/or watching movies that make them cry. The conceptual leap from there to the idea that it’s possible for sex to hurt good is a very short one, and sometimes it REALLY is as simple as that.

froody:

froody:

froody:

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

derinthescarletpescatarian:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

outofcontextdiscord:

ALT

muppethole:

can another billionaire die i’m tired of hearing about these two movies

metastablephysicist:

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

minnow-doodle-doo:

Then Jason never kills again.

convenient-plot-device:

careful-silent-still:

convenient-plot-device:

Image Description: A picture of a TV showing episode 6 of season 5 of The Dragon Prince. The captions read: [merchant 1] Stembolts! Get yer stembolts here, all self-sealing! /End ID.

There is a trekkie somewhere in the TDP writers’ room and I must marry them posthaste

finally someone noticed the dumbest reference I have ever gotten away with

I must request your hand in marriage as per my vow

retro-system:

cungadero:

harrypotterfuryroad:

cungadero:

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

harry potter blog.

evilwizard:

aethericfist:

evilwizard:

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

i know i made the original post but come on man

kira-serialfaggot:

good-girl-gock:

unlicensedcatboydick:

this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

Too good not to have here lol

After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage